IQBum
Where the brain finally found its true home.
Peak 0-IQ energy. No thoughts, just vibes and cheeks. 🍑🧠
How to Buy
Get a Wallet
Download MetaMask or Trust Wallet. Don't lose your seed phrase (we can't help you).
Get Some ETH
Buy ETH from any exchange. Send it to your wallet. Easy peasy.
Go to Uniswap
Connect wallet. Paste $IQBUM contract. Set slippage to 5-10%.
Swap & HODL
Swap ETH for $IQBUM. Now you're officially smooth-brained. 🧠
Why IQBum Exists
Brain left the chat. Literally slid tf out.
Butt-tech revolution. The future is behind us.
IQ dropping = gains pumping. Math checks out.
Meme-powered economy. Chaos is the strategy.
The Original X-Ray
Medical science meets meme magic 🔬✨
The Lore
One day, gravity said "fuck it" and the brain just... slid down.
Doctors were confused. Scientists were baffled. But degens? They knew.
This wasn't a medical condition. It was a crypto opportunity. 🚀
Tokenomics
Distribution
100% community-driven stupidity 🤝
Chaosmap
Phase 1: The Slip
✅ CompleteBrain goes down. Website goes up. Memes go viral. IQ goes... somewhere else.
Phase 2: Maximum Chaos
🔥 In ProgressList on DEX. Liquidity yeeted. Community takes over. We have no idea what we're doing.
Phase 3: Galaxy Brain (in butt)
🚀 Soon™CEX listings? NFTs? Merge with another meme coin? Fuck around and find out.
Phase 4: ???
🤷 Who KnowsProbably nothing. Maybe everything. Definitely unhinged. Moon? Nah, we're going to Uranus. 🚀🍑
Meme Wall
The finest collection of brain-in-butt art the internet has ever seen. Peak culture.
Join the Degens
Where smooth brains unite. Zero thoughts, maximum vibes, infinite shitposts.
Join the 0-IQ Revolution
Your brain doesn't need to be in your head to make gains. 🧠➡️🍑